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Update: Lala in Urgent Care

24 Feb
Lala Drona in urgent care.

Lala Drona in urgent care.

Lala Drona was checked into the urgent care unit of Hospitalier Pitié-Salpêtrière at 10:45am last week with a mild concussion and a fracture on her lateral incisor.  Sources say Lala entered the hospital accompanied by three others.  Witnesses describe Lala crying and mumbling, “Merci, merci,” to everyone that passed.

We were able to get a quote from a member of her entourage.  “She was walking.  She missed a stair, and she fell.”  Lala’s hands were trapped in her pockets, so her face was the first to impact the concrete, leaving a bloody puddle where her fans are now leaving get-well cards and flowers.  Fliers made by Lala’s followers are being passed around the city, in search of Lala’s chipped tooth.

Turf wars

Is Lala over-stepping boundaries in the 94?

Many question how the accident really occurred.  Recently, it has been released that Lala Drona was rejected from the national school of fine arts in Paris.  Is Lala lashing out in violent ways?  “Turf-wars” have also been at high-tension currently in the 94, placing Lala as a target for gang related violence.

Lala in Subway, days after accident.

Lala in Subway, days after accident.

However, we were lucky enough to catch the artist in the subway.  When we asked her about the ordeal her only response was, “You should see the other guy.”

Based on a fact.

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