Hauntings take place in houses…Sometimes objects can even house dark spirits or entities. On Friday the 23rd of October, Lala Drona announced that she would be having surgery to remove her left breast implant and undergo a mastectomy. To the press, Lala Drona released a statement saying:
“It has been 16 years since my operation to correct my left-breast agenesis. When I was 15 years old, the doctors thought it was best to augment the left breast in order to match the right breast which developed. I have no regrets. However, the breast implant is too old, and I am left with a choice: to undergo the same operation…or to remove the breast implant and reduce the right breast to match it. I choose the ladder.”
Lala Drona continued on to explain why. She talked about her research into the health effects of silicone in the body, and the inevitability to be forced to have another surgery in order to replace the implants once again. She mentioned the maintenance of having to see doctors every year to survey the implants in case of a rupture.
“I don’t want a life framed by my breasts. I want to be free, and I’m willing to give up the right one if it means I can move on, and live a healthier life.”
Although the speech was moving, journalists of the L.D. Times decided to dig further. They found that Lala Drona was using this story to cover up something much more sinister.
Strange and violent events began to take place around Paris. A woman on a subway train, stopped at station Pont Marie, scratched her face until the bone was exposed. She kept saying, “I don’t want to be pretty anymore.”
Then, near the Cite des Arts, where Lala Drona had her last exhibition, a man was found smashing the bottom part of his legs with a large rock of concrete. His legs were already quite thin, so it didn’t take much to remove all the flesh. Rumors said that he kept repeating: “I can’t get my calf muscles to grow.”
The final event had taken place in a bus. A woman broke a window abruptly, and used a glass shard to cut the fat off of her stomach, repeating: “They say, take it off!” She was wrestled to the ground, and luckily, she survived.
Investigative journalists found that all of these events had one thing in common. Lala was there. She had been walking near the Cite des Arts, when the man began smashing his legs with a rock of concrete. Below Lala walking on the street, the subway train containing the woman who scratched her face to the bone had stopped at station Pont Marie. The bus with the woman who tried to cut off the fat from her belly had also stopped nearby.
When confronted by journalists regarding the bizarre coincidences, she allowed her partner Drone No.1 to come clean for her. He told the crowd that recently they had found that Lala Drona’s breast implant was haunted, and that although they would not be able to disclose the means in which they would have to neutralize the threat, they would be taking care of it, and that everything would be handled by November 1st.
The process or procedure the Drones and Lala would take to relieve her body of the haunting… that, we do not know. However, we do know that her medical operation is not scheduled until February 2021. This means that the Lala will have to find a way to either live with the dangerous spirits inside the implant, or find a way to calm them. One way or another, she will have to house them, in her chest, through the winter.
To see more about Lala Drona’s breast experience and art, watch the video below, or check out her website http://www.laladrona.com
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