Do not pass go, do not collect two-hundred dollars. News just released of Lala Drona trespassing onto private property while faking a personal tour of the Lala Laboratory. Lala Drona leads an art laboratory where they run experiments on inspiration development and extraction. Recently, allegations were brought forward staing that Lala Drona had been conducting unethical experiments on Muses to extract thei inspiration for her artwork; “These experiements could only be described with the word “torture,” stated Lindsay Cullum, investigative journalist.
In response to the allegations, the artist invited journalists to her underground layer to disprove accusations of muse abuse and torture. However, the property Lala was showing had been a front to deflect the media from her real underground layer. Embarrassingly enough, the authorities caught Lala in the act (as you can see at the end of the tour video) and arrested her on the spot. She is rumored to be held on seven accounts of muse abuse and trespassing and could be in prison for up to two months before she is allowed to post bail. The media are currently working with the authorities to unearth the real location of the Lala Laboratory.
Based on a Fact will be the first to let all of you Drones know when Lala leaves the Slammer, but until then, the website will be frozen until all litigations on such a matter are resolved.
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Lilia Keppler, legal journalist
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