Scandal: Muse Sweatshop Discovered

14 Jun

ScandalLala Drona’s trip to the United States was not in vain!  After successful meetings with prosthetics technicians and various biotech designers, she has officially become the first artist with a mechanical hand.

Due to legal issues, we are not able to reveal details implicating the creators nor the model/brand of the new and controversial bio-prosthetic.  However, a thorough investigation indicates slight participation by DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency). Nonetheless, Based on a Fact would like to break another story.  A story involving the torture of Muses.  Torture perpetuated by an artist we all know very well.  It was Lala Drona who used Muses as test subjects in research for her new mechanical hand.

Interview with Muse #1098.

Interview with Muse #1098.

Journalists infiltrated the very secret Lala Laboratory which is, to media knowledge, still under construction.  Inside, journalists found small rooms that were fully furnished.  Rooms officially confirmed to be Muse research sites.

Footage caught in Lala Laboratory of muse experiments.

Footage caught in Lala Laboratory of muse experiments.

Muses from all over the Department 94, France are reporting abuse to unions and officials everywhere.  Muses state that they were held hostage and brainwashed to undergo experiments.  Reports describe Muses texting on smartphones and typing on laptops for days on end after forced prosthetic attachments. (Footage caught by journalist below)

Lala has pleaded “no comment” to reporters on the subject, while refusing to let the authorities examine her hand.  A deeper investigation into the Lala Laboratory is scheduled for next week while the authorities wait for a proper search warrant.  Only time can tell what will surface next concerning Lala and her questionable projects.

Based on a Fact

Frank Mariano, freelance journalist

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4 Responses to “Scandal: Muse Sweatshop Discovered”

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    […] disprove media accusations of muse abuse, Lala invites the press for a personal tour of the Lala Laboratory (just in the first phases […]

  2. Convicted of Muse Abuse | Based On A Fact - July 11, 2014

    […]  The artist invited journalists to her underground layer to disprove accusations of muse abuse and torture.  However, the property Lala was showing was a front to deflect the media from her real […]

  3. RECAP 2014 | Based On A Fact - January 27, 2015

    […] On April 24th, Lala traveled back to her home town Denver, Colorado in order to finalize preparations for a long-awaited hand transplant.  Comments filled message boards questioning the authenticity (and humanity) behind the pieces created since Lala’s mechanical hand acquisition. […]

  4. EXPLOSION!: Lala Laboratory, no more. | Based On A Fact - January 9, 2016

    […] Three days ago, Lala was tried in court and forced to disclose the location of her secret underground laboratory. Courts issued a warrant permitting the Art Guild to search the laboratory premises where they found incriminating evidence of Lala’s unethical, not to mention illegal, art and inspiration experiments on Muses. […]

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