Lala Drona’s trip to the United States was not in vain! After successful meetings with prosthetics technicians and various biotech designers, she has officially become the first artist with a mechanical hand.
Due to legal issues, we are not able to reveal details implicating the creators nor the model/brand of the new and controversial bio-prosthetic. However, a thorough investigation indicates slight participation by DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency). Nonetheless, Based on a Fact would like to break another story. A story involving the torture of Muses. Torture perpetuated by an artist we all know very well. It was Lala Drona who used Muses as test subjects in research for her new mechanical hand.
Interview with Muse #1098.
Journalists infiltrated the very secret Lala Laboratory which is, to media knowledge, still under construction. Inside, journalists found small rooms that were fully furnished. Rooms officially confirmed to be Muse research sites.
Footage caught in Lala Laboratory of muse experiments.
Muses from all over the Department 94, France are reporting abuse to unions and officials everywhere. Muses state that they were held hostage and brainwashed to undergo experiments. Reports describe Muses texting on smartphones and typing on laptops for days on end after forced prosthetic attachments. (Footage caught by journalist below)
Lala has pleaded “no comment” to reporters on the subject, while refusing to let the authorities examine her hand. A deeper investigation into the Lala Laboratory is scheduled for next week while the authorities wait for a proper search warrant. Only time can tell what will surface next concerning Lala and her questionable projects.
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Frank Mariano, freelance journalist
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