Hot off the presses, Lala’s dark past reveals itself to be a little bit brighter than described by the sought-after artist. Based on a Fact has just received information that may undermine her rebel tortured artist image. Photos have emerged from Lala’s childhood activities, displaying young Drona participating in gymnastics, dance, martial arts, and bird watching amongst many other pastimes. However, the most unexpected of all, the one thing that could possibly demolish the artist’s career is that Lala Drona was a cheerleader.
Based on a Fact caught up with the artist for a quote and she denied all allegations. However, Lala has recently created an after-school program which brings elementary school children across all social cliques together. It is called CWSB (cheerleaders without social borders). “We live in another time. Social cliques are starting as young as 7 years old these days,” Samuel Feranda, Lala’s PR manager says. “Now the cheerleaders can hang out with the freaks, the artists. They can even be artists themselves.” Lala has decided to use her holiday to travel to American schools and implement this program in order to sprout social change where it is needed most.
Based on a Fact finds it suspicious that Lala denied these allegations and then immediately created CWSB. Some sources infer that Lala is doing this out of guilt, while other die-hard fans could care less. One fan, who chooses to remain anonymous, states, “It doesn’t matter what Lala did, just that it lead her to be the artist she is today.” Based on a Fact would have to agree.
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